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Uncle Jerry's Nasty Granny

from Puberty And Justice For All by Barling Collins (B.C.)

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Uncle Jerry's Nasty Granny
got a tattoo on her fanny
"Motorcycle Disco Maven"
--gets her more of what she's cravin'
Finds herself a cheap Madonna
Takes her home and mounts her 'pon a
pedestal of ice and silver
and all the crumbcake she could pilfer
takes you...
over and over again, too...
over and over again

Went down to the local dairy
to buy a quart of something scary
pasteurized or else just blinding
not satisfied with what she's finding
homogenous extra milk fat
sparsely laid out by the churn vat
toe-to-toe the carton vendor
softly curses Hell to send her
takes you...
over and over again, true....
over and over again

Seems at times there's nothing better
than to wipe your mustache on your sweater
get your fill and quench your motor
bounce the check for what you owed her
ignore the date stamp, sign the ledger
promise love for all you pledge her
then again perhaps it's truer
to leave undone the ways you do her
takes you...
over and over again, too...
over and over again, true?
over and over again

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from Puberty And Justice For All, released July 4, 2004

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