Larry's meeting Mary at the Aberdeen Barn
but she's so smokin' when he gets there that he's mildly alarmed
and his trouser fabric tightens as she grinds on his hip
'cuz he knows what Mary's thinkin' when she's bitin' her lip
"He's got a big red boner (yeah, man!)
he's got a big red boner (yeah, man!)
he's got a big red boner and he knows just what to do."
Larry's got no problems with a case of the clap
but he's worried about the vixen squirmin' round on his lap
if the matre d' don't like it, she can go suck an egg
'cuz when Mary's tasted chicken, she won't settle for leg.
"Excuse me for a minute," Mary suddenly moans,
"I think I'm fillin' up on gravy-- what I wants is the bones,
if we must discuss this further, meet me out by the car.
and I'll forego the appetizer for your nice candy bar."
Now Larry's feeling stupid with a blush on his face
'cuz Mary's craving candy and he can't move from his place.
and with his lack of circulation and embarassing tent
he'd be lucky just to make it to the bathroom unbent.
Excuse me Maitre d'ear, I need another beer
I'm stepping out to catch my breath-- be back early next year
here's a quarter for the water and a twenty for the wait
and here's my mother's number just in case I fibrillate.
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